Wake up

Every weekday morning at 6am I wake to a screeching "ehh ehh ehh ehh" alarm that scares the ever-loving crap out of me. And every morning, I have to hit snooze at least twice, which means I get scared shitless three times each morning. Not good for my nerves (or Sarah's)... I'm a very light sleeper, so all I really need is a light to come on or someone to say "wake up" in a soft voice.

I've seen these sunrise alarm clocks that have a lamp built in that gradually gets brighter as you wake up. That's what I need - Or maybe an alarm clock with an iPod doc so I can record myself softly saying "wake up you idiot" and use that as my alarm...

Anyway, I figure I've probably lost about 10 years of lifespan because of the stress incurred waking up to the most annoying sound on the planet. Maybe I can sue some alarm clock company for millions? Who's with me?